Novelties
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9 Inch Condom Hat
R132.00 R132.00Color: As per stock
Package Contents: 1pc
Delivery Date: Usually 5-6 working days (Domestic)
Approved
Warnings: To avoid injury or aggravation of pre-existing condition, this device should not be used on swollen or inflamed area of skin lacerations. No medical claims are warranted or implied by the use of this product. Sold As An Adult Novelty Only. -
Adam & Eve Toothbrush Set
R65.00 R65.00Color: As per stock
Package Contents: 2pc
Delivery Date: Usually 5-6 working days (Domestic)
Approved Warnings: To avoid injury or aggravation of pre-existing condition, this device should not be used on swollen or inflamed area of skin lacerations. No medical claims are warranted or implied by the use of this product. Sold As An Adult Novelty Only. -
Big Boobie Apron
R169.00 R169.00Description:
Stop looking at my Tits and give me a hand! These will be words used alot when you wear this apron at your next BBQ with friends. Make a really big impression at your next weekend BBQ with this wild set of hooters in the Big Boobie Apron.
Color: As per stock
Weight: KG
Package Contents: 1pc
Delivery Date: Usually 5-7 working days (Domestic)
Approved Warnings: To avoid injury or aggravation of pre-existing condition, this device should not be used on swollen or inflamed area of skin lacerations. No medical claims are warranted or implied by the use of this product. Sold As An Adult Novelty Only. -
Big Boy Condom
R73.00 R73.00Description:
For all the deluded men out there who want to show off how big they are, flash this Giant Funny Condom and watch jaws hit the carpet. If your mate seems to think that he could pogo stick himself to work on his manhood, or maybe your Grandad jokes that he has to tuck his into his sock, the Giant Funny Condom will be the perfect gift. At a whopping 9 cm in diameter, this novelty condom is ideal for the well-endowed gentlemen. An ideal stocking filler, the Giant Funny Condom also makes a great joke gift for stag nights and the ideal place to keep your spare change whilst out and about in town. Giant Funny Condom * The Giant Funny Condom is a huge novelty condom for liars and show men! * It measures approx 9 cm in diameter * Made of latex * Great novelty gifts for ages 18 to 180! Got a pork sword to make Excalibur jealous? Maybe your salami is more of a Cumberland sausage? The Giant Funny Condom should be the ideal fit! What’s in the Giant Funny Condom pack? * 1 x Giant Funny Condom
Color: As per stock
Package Contents: 1pc
Delivery Date: Usually 5-6 working days (Domestic)
Approved Warnings: To avoid injury or aggravation of pre-existing condition, this device should not be used on swollen or inflamed area of skin lacerations. No medical claims are warranted or implied by the use of this product. Sold As An Adult Novelty Only. -
Birthday Cake Candles 12’s
R119.00 R119.00Description:
Comes with 12 penis shaped assorted candles. Colors: yellow, purple and pink.
Color: As per stock
Package Contents: 12pc
Delivery Date: Usually 5-6 working days (Domestic)
Approved Warnings: To avoid injury or aggravation of pre-existing condition, this device should not be used on swollen or inflamed area of skin lacerations. No medical claims are warranted or implied by the use of this product. Sold As An Adult Novelty Only. -
Boobs Slippers (Size 4-7)
R289.00 R289.00Color: As per stock
Package Contents: 1pair
Delivery Date: Usually 5-6 working days (Domestic)
Approved Warnings: To avoid injury or aggravation of pre-existing condition, this device should not be used on swollen or inflamed area of skin lacerations. No medical claims are warranted or implied by the use of this product. Sold As An Adult Novelty Only. -
Booby Party Balloons
R100.00 R100.00Description:
No Bucks Party is complete without these fun balloons.
Looking to spice up the party? Well now you can!
Balloons come four in a pack.
Color: As per stock
Weight: KG
Package Contents: 1pc
Delivery Date: Usually 5-7 working days (Domestic)
Approved Warnings: To avoid injury or aggravation of pre-existing condition, this device should not be used on swollen or inflamed area of skin lacerations. No medical claims are warranted or implied by the use of this product. Sold As An Adult Novelty Only. -
Dicky Salt & Pepper Shakers
R149.00 R149.00Description:
Cute novelty salt and pepper set
Color: As per stock
Package Contents: 1pc
Delivery Date: Usually 5-7 working days (Domestic)
Approved Warnings: To avoid injury or aggravation of pre-existing condition, this device should not be used on swollen or inflamed area of skin lacerations. No medical claims are warranted or implied by the use of this product. Sold As An Adult Novelty Only. -
Edible Condoms
R220.00 R220.00Description:
Candy Pants EDIBLE CONDOMS
“The Original 100% Edible
This set is flavored.
(This item is made from a thin flavored film material similar to fruit roll ups.)
NOT TO BE USED TO PREVENT PREGNANCY GAG GIFT ONLY.
THIS IS ONLY A FUN GAG ITEM, NOT A CONDOM!!Color: As per stock
Weight: KG
Package Contents: 1pc
Delivery Date: Usually 5-7 working days (Domestic)
Approved Warnings: To avoid injury or aggravation of pre-existing condition, this device should not be used on swollen or inflamed area of skin lacerations. No medical claims are warranted or implied by the use of this product. Sold As An Adult Novelty Only. -
Gift Card
R50.00 – R4,000.00With a Vlavur Gift Card they’ll get something they really want!
Sending a Vlavur gift card is really easy and you are in total control of exactly what you are sending. As soon as you have checked out, the recipient will get an email telling them they have received a gift card. Vlavur’s gift cards expire 12 months after purchase.
Gift Card Terms and Conditions
❤These conditions apply to vlavur.com gift cards.
❤Vlavur.com gift cards must be redeemed on the vlavur.com website towards the purchase of eligible products listed in our online catalogue. You cannot redeem vlavur.com gift cards on any other website.
❤Gift cards cannot be used to buy gift cards.
❤Gift cards have no cash redemption value and are not transferable or assignable.
❤Any unused balance will be recorded in the recipient’s ‘Your Vlavur Account’ on vlavur.com.
❤If the order exceeds the amount of the Gift Card, the balance must be paid by credit or debit card.
❤Gift cards expire 12 months after purchase.
❤Normal Vlavur terms and conditions of purchase and for using the vlavur.com website apply.
❤Vlavur.com is not responsible if a Gift Card is lost, stolen, destroyed or used without permission.
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Hugs And Kisses X Rated Voucher
R114.00 R114.00Description:
Made for naughty couples! X-Rated Hugs n’ Kisses Couples Coupon Book contains 27 sexual based coupons. The book is full of all kinds of kinky and risqu ideas. XOXO with a twist of S.E.X!
Color: As per stock
Weight: KG
Package Contents: 1pc
Delivery Date: Usually 5-7 working days (Domestic)
Approved Warnings: To avoid injury or aggravation of pre-existing condition, this device should not be used on swollen or inflamed area of skin lacerations. No medical claims are warranted or implied by the use of this product. Sold As An Adult Novelty Only. -
Luminous Pecker Exerciser
R128.00 R128.00Description:
Dont just Exercise – Peckersize! This workout will get your pecker in love making shape in no time. Youll feel more confident and your performance will sky rocket.
The Pecker Exerciser
Get one for the Groom!Up 2,3,4. Down 2,3,4. Your TOTAL body workout is now complete – this item tones the parts no other exercise equipment can reach.
Not to be used at the gym!
Push your pecker to the limits with this cool Pecker exerciser.
A great Bucks party gag or a playful present, it is shaped like a spots weight that is to be taken by your pecker.
Color: As per stock
Weight: KG
Package Contents: 1pc
Delivery Date: Usually 5-7 working days (Domestic)
Approved Warnings: To avoid injury or aggravation of pre-existing condition, this device should not be used on swollen or inflamed area of skin lacerations. No medical claims are warranted or implied by the use of this product. Sold As An Adult Novelty Only. -
Luminous Sex Position Decider
R229.00 R229.00Color: As per stock
Weight: KG
Package Contents: 1pc
Delivery Date: Usually 5-7 working days (Domestic)
Approved Warnings: To avoid injury or aggravation of pre-existing condition, this device should not be used on swollen or inflamed area of skin lacerations. No medical claims are warranted or implied by the use of this product. Sold As An Adult Novelty Only. -
Penis Hot Water Bottle
R285.00 R285.00Description:
Just too darn HOT! Unscrew cap and fill with hot water.
Screw cap back on. Ready to hold or snuggle up to in bed. Holds 1.7 litres of water
Hot Water Bottle & Cover
Ideal Novelty Gift
Color: As per stock
Weight: KG
Package Contents: 1pc
Delivery Date: Usually 5-7 working days (Domestic)
Approved Warnings: To avoid injury or aggravation of pre-existing condition, this device should not be used on swollen or inflamed area of skin lacerations. No medical claims are warranted or implied by the use of this product. Sold As An Adult Novelty Only. -
Penis Lighter
R98.00 R98.00Description:
Ignite the flame of conversation with this awesome lighter. This lighter hilarious as a gag gift or just as a lighter to offer some one who needs a light.
Color: As per stock
Package Contents: 1pc
Delivery Date: Usually 5-6 working days (Domestic)
Approved Warnings: To avoid injury or aggravation of pre-existing condition, this device should not be used on swollen or inflamed area of skin lacerations. No medical claims are warranted or implied by the use of this product. Sold As An Adult Novelty Only. -
Penis Slippers (Size 4-7)
R289.00 R289.00Color: As per stock
Package Contents: 1pair
Delivery Date: Usually 5-6 working days (Domestic)
Approved Warnings: To avoid injury or aggravation of pre-existing condition, this device should not be used on swollen or inflamed area of skin lacerations. No medical claims are warranted or implied by the use of this product. Sold As An Adult Novelty Only. -
Penis Toothbrush
R82.00 R82.00Color: As per stock
Package Contents: 1pc
Delivery Date: Usually 5-6 working days (Domestic)
Approved Warnings: To avoid injury or aggravation of pre-existing condition, this device should not be used on swollen or inflamed area of skin lacerations. No medical claims are warranted or implied by the use of this product. Sold As An Adult Novelty Only. -
Picobong Massage Candle – Chocolate/Chilli
R98.00 R98.00Description:
Looking for a new fun way to heat things? Brand new massage candles leave PicoBong shed light on the road. The mood, the Prime of each massage candle wax will become a sensual massage oil as it melts.
That you want to lift a playful surprise or are simply open out on an adventure, with no bedside drawer is complete
without a collection of these hot new candle.
Sit back, relax, under the heel your feet, and let this dynamic scent choc your socks. A cheeky blend sweet and spicy blend choco-chili you feelin ‘étourdie.Volume: 15ml
Obscene Picture: No
Package Contents: 1pc
Delivery Date: Usually 5-6 working days (Domestic)
Warnings: To avoid injury or aggravation of pre-existing condition, this device should not be used on swollen or inflamed area of skin lacerations. No medical claims are warranted or implied by the use of this product. Sold As An Adult Novelty Only. -
Rainbow Feather Ticklers
R754.00 R754.00Description:
Pack of 12 assorted coloured tickling feather sticks.
Color: As per stock
Package Contents: 12pc
Delivery Date: Usually 5-6 working days (Domestic)
Approved Warnings: To avoid injury or aggravation of pre-existing condition, this device should not be used on swollen or inflamed area of skin lacerations. No medical claims are warranted or implied by the use of this product. Sold As An Adult Novelty Only. -
Sex Extra Silicone Cuff
R157.00 R157.00Color: As per stock
Weight: KG
Package Contents: 1pc
Delivery Date: Usually 5-7 working days (Domestic)
Approved Warnings: To avoid injury or aggravation of pre-existing condition, this device should not be used on swollen or inflamed area of skin lacerations. No medical claims are warranted or implied by the use of this product. Sold As An Adult Novelty Only. -
Sexy Nipple Ice Tray
R128.00 R128.00Description:
- Guaranteed to make them laugh!
- 5 cubes
Color: As per stock
Weight: KG
Package Contents: 1pc
Delivery Date: Usually 5-7 working days (Domestic)
Approved Warnings: To avoid injury or aggravation of pre-existing condition, this device should not be used on swollen or inflamed area of skin lacerations. No medical claims are warranted or implied by the use of this product. Sold As An Adult Novelty Only. -
Sexy Penis Straws 4’s
R115.00 R115.00Color: As per stock
Package Contents: 4pc
Delivery Date: Usually 5-56working days (Domestic)
Approved Warnings: To avoid injury or aggravation of pre-existing condition, this device should not be used on swollen or inflamed area of skin lacerations. No medical claims are warranted or implied by the use of this product. Sold As An Adult Novelty Only. -
Sexy Vouchers
R100.00 R100.00Color: As per stock
Weight: KG
Package Contents: 1pc
Delivery Date: Usually 5-7 working days (Domestic)
Approved Warnings: To avoid injury or aggravation of pre-existing condition, this device should not be used on swollen or inflamed area of skin lacerations. No medical claims are warranted or implied by the use of this product. Sold As An Adult Novelty Only. -
Silicone Cuffs
R159.00 R159.00Description:
These silicone cuffs are your one-piece solution to quick restraint with zero faffing.
Play with confidence knowing no one outside your room can hear the sound of clanking restraints, and rest assured that they’ll never chafe or irritate sensitive
- Stretchy-but-strong silicone handcuffs for bondage without delay
- One size fits most thanks to stretchy accommodating silicone
- Super-discreet – no metal components to clang or set of airport security
- Hypoallergenic, lightweight and waterproof for fun wherever you please
- An eco-friendly, body-safe alternative to rubber, plastic or leather
Material: Silicone
Size: One Size Fits Most
Obscene Picture: No
Color: Black/Red
Package Contents: 1 pair
Delivery Date: Usually 5-6 working days
Warnings: To avoid injury or aggravation of pre-existing condition, this device should not be used on swollen or inflamed area of skin lacerations. No medical claims are warranted or implied by the use of this product. Sold As An Adult Novelty Only. -
Stress Penis Key Ring
R145.00 R145.00Description:
- Squeeze your way to a calm state
- Take out your stress responsibility with this novelty stress willy Keyring
- Fun and Novelty Gift
- Size Approx 7 x 3 cm – One Supplied
Color: As per stock
Weight: KG
Package Contents: 1pc
Delivery Date: Usually 5-7 working days (Domestic)
Approved Warnings: To avoid injury or aggravation of pre-existing condition, this device should not be used on swollen or inflamed area of skin lacerations. No medical claims are warranted or implied by the use of this product. Sold As An Adult Novelty Only. -
Tantalizing Toilet Paper His & Hers
R114.00 R114.00Description:
Who said that some of the greatest ideas don’t manifest themselves in the bathroom? Our multi-purpose paper will not only dry your bottom, but it will give you some great ideas in the bedroom or on the toilet, either way, grab your lover and get busy. Great idea for when you’re throwing a party, you’re guests will be entertained while using the john.
Color: As per stock
Weight: KG
Package Contents: 1pc
Delivery Date: Usually 5-7 working days (Domestic)
Approved Warnings: To avoid injury or aggravation of pre-existing condition, this device should not be used on swollen or inflamed area of skin lacerations. No medical claims are warranted or implied by the use of this product. Sold As An Adult Novelty Only. -
Touch & Tickle Feather Stick
R99.00 R99.00Color: As per stock
Package Contents: 1pc
Delivery Date: Usually 5-6 working days (Domestic)
Approved Warnings: To avoid injury or aggravation of pre-existing condition, this device should not be used on swollen or inflamed area of skin lacerations. No medical claims are warranted or implied by the use of this product. Sold As An Adult Novelty Only. -
Warrior Penis Extender
R399.00 R399.00Description:
We are proud to introduce to you, our exciting newest release… The revolutionary 4\5 Extender! The 4\5 Extender is a custom moulded lightweight plastic device that has been designed and engineered to progressively enlarge and elongate any penis to its maximum potential. HOW DOES IT WORK? The mechanism of the device is based on the principle of traction, a method which stimulates the human body’s natural reaction to the application of physical force. Tissue cells react by multiplying and tissue gradually expands, both in length and width, a principle utilized by various indigenous tribes for multiple doubling of the size of earlobes and lips. Penis growth is based on the simple principle of positive tension. By safely and continuously stretching the various anatomical parts of the Penis with proper instructed use, increased length and thickness of the penis is guaranteed! HOW MUCH CAN YOU EXPECT TO GAIN? Just as with physical exercise for bodybuilders, the key is persistence. You need to use the device for an extended period of time (several months at a minimum) to get the most gains. Some users have reported an increase over time of more than 5 cm.
Obscene Picture: No
Color: White
Package Contents: 1pc
Delivery Date: Usually 5-6 working days (Domestic)
Approved Warnings: To avoid injury or aggravation of pre-existing condition, this device should not be used on swollen or inflamed area of skin lacerations. No medical claims are warranted or implied by the use of this product. Sold As An Adult Novelty Only.